swirecraft:

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chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

awrrex:

CONFIRMATION THAT SMUPPETS ARE JUST LEPRECHAUNS IN HEAT

awrrex:

CONFIRMATION THAT SMUPPETS ARE JUST LEPRECHAUNS IN HEAT

clrama:

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   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

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astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

gaytitan:

Gay list of gay things I wanna do with/to u:
Cuddle
Play in the snow
Drink hot cocoa
Bathe idec
Make a blankie fort with Christmas lights
Watch dumb movies
Go on pizza dates with u
Buy u coffee
Ccccuuuddlllleee u
Let u wear my sweater
Kiss u
Do u (sorry)
Just have a lazy day w/ u
Play with ur hair
Play video games in our undies with u
Just nap with u
Take u cool places
Boop ur nose
Make u love yourself
Bake with u
Eat with u
Go on walks with u
Drink tea

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

glowsticksuit:

Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50